The Texas Chainsaw Thanksgiving

It is a cold November evening and a couple of turkeys sleep in a red and yellow tree. They all sleep soundly, without a worry. Not even a crack of a twig or a falling branch could wake them up from their slumber. Creeping up, a fellow with a weird face and an apron approaches the tree, wielding a large chainsaw. The turkeys couldn’t notice the man as they snooze in a thick slumber. The man in the apron pulls a string on the saw, starting its engine. The engine growls with each pull, causing the turkeys to slowly wake. The chainsaw activates, and its roar became impossible to ignore, and the turkeys all look down on him in panic. The man, noticing that they are hiding in the trees, starts to saw the tree. The turkeys look in fear as they know the tree will inevitably collapse, and it did. The tall tree collapses on the floor, with turkeys falling out of it. All the turkeys waddle away as fast as they could, except one. This one turkey stood in fear, and hesitantly allows the burly man to grab its throat and throw him in the bed of an old, red truck. The turkey sat, shivering, as the burly man opens the tailgate to crawl in with him. He sat down his chainsaw, and grabs the turkey by the neck to make sure it didn’t go anywhere. The man waves at the driver in the truck, then the truck soon began its way home.